Man I have a huge to-do list, and it gets bigger every day.
Now I have some fairly reasonable excuses for not doing a few of the listed chores, but my main problem is my own mind.
Of the many things I should be doing, the main one I really ought to be cracking on with is a one act play I'm supposed to be writing.
Well to be exact, I've already written it. In my head. The problem is my imagination. Every time I sit down to type, my imagination fucks off and does it's own thing. Which is a bit of a pain in the bum. So instead of typing out a play that I'm supposed to be working on, my imagination distracts me with a whole new idea. Not helpful at all.
You could say it's a disability. Hyper-active imagination syndrome. I strongly suspect many people, who struggle to finish things, also suffer from this disorder. It's not a lack of skill or motivation, our minds simply jump from one idea to another until we can't focus on the job at hand.
For example, right now I should be sleeping, but I started thinking about the play. Then out of no-where my imagination pops up and says
"I've got a really cool idea for a one man show", which i have to admit was a really cool idea indeed. Then i couldn't concentrate on the play and got completely sidetracked by an unwelcome but really cool idea. Next I made a rookie mistake. I turned to the Internet to do some light research for "project really cool idea". Giving it a name like that should have set of alarm bells and the safest thing to do would be switch off the computer and go to sleep, but noooooo.
Anyone who has ever used the Internet knows, that when you put in a word or phrase into a search engine, you get a whole bunch of results that have absolutely nothing to do with the original word or phrase. Somehow I was still surprised, and more than a little curious, when I typed in "Graffiti history" and came across a page containing a recipe for french toast.
A normal, run of the mill, over-active imagination would have paused........said
"Huh? Weird." wondered what possible link graffiti and french toast had, and gone back to the research.
Hyper-active imaginations are like Duracell bunnies, they just keep going and going.
I spent the next 20 minutes constructing the perfect french toast sandwich in my mind and decided I had to have one. After writing, what is probably, a really bad blog post about my evening. I now can't remember what I was going to write down for the play, Project really cool idea is now on my to-do list and I'm really quite hungry.
Moral of the story?
Everything can be solved with french toast.