I've been wondering.
Why do women change their minds about some pretty important stuff, which then leaves the guy involved lost, confused and completely broken?
And why don't we see white dog shit anymore?
OK so that dog shit one isn't mine, Almighty D keeps asking me, but it's a good question all the same.
I have a theory....not about the dog shit, that's to do with the additives they put in dog food these days.
Women really don't know what they want, so they agree with you. They say I love you too, but they really don't know if they do or not. Electricity takes the path of least resistance, women take the path of most benefit.
They keep their mouth shut, going with the best flow, hoping that in the end they will mean it.
Of course they will say they don't want to hurt our feelings. Well news flash ladies, guys aren't that deep. If you mean it, say it. If you don't, then don't. We won't get upset if you're unsure, we just want the truth...and the odd blowjob.
There really isn't a huge difference between men and women, apart from the squidgy bits. We all fall for the romance of love, we all hurt when we love but we're not loved back.
Life is too short and too horrible to put up with arseholes of either gender. If you find someone nice, get over yourself and go for it. If you find out they're an arsehole, dump their arse.
You want to know the meaning of life? What the whole point is?
It's simple really.
Just be happy.
Bad shit happens, that's life. Just flush it and enjoy the good stuff.